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Tadpole-Fantasy 

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
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Mike Fantastic 

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums
Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.
Mike Fantastic by Sophadley July 26, 2010

Shitfit fantastic 

A humorous or joking way to say good.
May be sarcastic.
Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: Shitfit fantastic!

Person 1: Ha same
Shitfit fantastic by yjhger;g;kw February 18, 2013

fatty fantasy 

Desire to fuck obese greasy nasty bitches
Jim had a fatty fantasy about fat girl Carol during class
fatty fantasy by FatsAlot November 22, 2013

Peach Fantasy 

What shaggy-maned males prefer as a follow-up after a 'New York Steamer'. Many instances of 'peach fantasies' result in workplace sexual harassment claims. May also mean something as simple as a 'Peach Fanta'
"Hey, I also want a peach fantasy"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"
Peach Fantasy by The Prestigomo December 3, 2013

Divorce Fantasy 

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.

movie fantasy disorder 

Or MFD) When someone watches a movie so awesome that they start to dress and or act like a specific character and wishes the movie was real and they were the main character
Bella watched The Hunger Games last night and she started acting and dressing different. I think she has movie fantasy disorder