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Pronounced B-awl-b
n.
Refering to a legendary and rather large inhuman monster said to be roaming the south seas of india for many months of the year.
Frequently, this creature has been known to steal away to Toronto, Canada in order to satisfy his hunger for exotic ja patties.
This creature also has frequent and rather extraordinary fits of rage where anyone in a ten meter raidus of said rage fit is often killed, or at the very least severley maimed.
If one sees this legendary creature, one should avoid it at all costs and call your nearest animal control centre.
The Bowlby ate marmalade and then fell into a fit of rage killing 20 innocent babies.
Bowlby by George C. Smitherman November 11, 2006
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Bowling Green Bar Stool

The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool

Mike- You lucky Bastard

Bowling for bullshit 

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem
WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit

Cosmic Bowling 

1. Actual bowling with lazer lights and blacklights.

2. Lesbian form of sexual bowling, where one girl puts her thumb in the ass of another girl, and her ring and middle finger in the vagina.
1. "Dude, cosmic bowling is awesome! Wear white and you'll glow!"

2. "Heyy babayy, I wanna go cosmic bowling. Is your boyfriend away?"
Cosmic Bowling by LezzieLovers August 1, 2009

bowlstainer

A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.
Don't go in there yet. I just dropped a bowlstainer.
1. Noun; The sport in which you throw a bowling ball at pins.
2. Verb; usually means to smoke weed (hints the word "bowl"ing)
Dude, you wanna go bowling? I got some bomb ass kill.
bowling by Horsch_it May 29, 2011
the haircut little johnny in elp has, often uncombed and looks rather nasty...also one who is secretly made fun of
bowlcut by Dan Varney October 28, 2003