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The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.
Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 17, 2007

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After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.
I cut him off and gave a courtesy wave; he gave me the courtesy finger.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 07, 2007

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A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.
He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 07, 2007

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A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.
Don't go in there yet. I just dropped a bowlstainer.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. May 10, 2007

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To be publicly exposed in grand fashion.
Man, did you see that bitch get slammed by that other bitch? She was totally huMilliVanilliated. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm glad I'm not her. Thank you, Jesus, for sparing me such a fate. Amen.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 13, 2006

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An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.
Da sun is burning my fucking skin. Gimme dat sumbrella you sumbitch.
by Mike P. Grant, esq. September 04, 2006

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A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).
President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)
by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 04, 2006

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