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puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
by cullan October 3, 2006
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Mexican shower

To get about five day laborers or just five Mexicans and have them get in a circle with you in the middle, then they circle jerk on your face.
Dude, my family just had a Mexican shower on my sister.
by the shower god February 14, 2014
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A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy arents

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands
Example

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listend. You are a legend in your own shower

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower
by Cameron O July 16, 2008
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shower curtain

When you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you.
"I gave her a hot plate and she gave me a shower curtain. It was pretty hot."
by Lando Calrissian 69 August 14, 2006
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Wizzup Shower

1. A shower in which one is hosed by a milky white substance.
2. A shower in which one is hosed down by Wizzup
3. A shower in which one shares the stall with Wizzup
4. Any combination of the above.
(From the legal records of berky_jeef Vs. Wizzup, 1996)
Prosecutor: On the night of January the Fifth, is it true that you gave my client one of your famous 'Wizzup Showers'
Wizzup: Yes, it is.
Prosecutor: Is it true that he had explicitly requested a so called 'Wizzup shower' from you before the incident?
Wizzup: Yes sir. He verbally communicated the wish to receive such a shower several hours prior.
Prosecutor: That is all, your honor.
Judge: You may return to your seat, Wizzup. Next witness.
by lardmaster June 27, 2009
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Brazilian shower

Taking a shower at night and coming to work the next morning all crusty and sweaty, having only washed your face
I have to get up early tomorrow, I might just take a Brazilian shower so I can sleep a bit more

I told her she smelled like shwetty balls, but she said it was impossible, she had taken a Brazilian shower
by Mamachima December 19, 2008
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paladin shower

1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.
King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 23, 2007
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