man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015

Lemon Man

A sexist male on Twitter; Anti-feminist

The lemon man would later regret his experience with social media.

by SugarNat November 29, 2018

meechie man

Meechie Man - is known for not giving af about shit. "King Of Not Giving Any Fucks." Also known for having a new female every other week... believe it or not ! ( He Ain't Shit Sus )

"Oh he's a Meechie Man."

by Meechie Man August 20, 2017

man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT

Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018

Skircoat Man

A man from skircoat green that yells at the brooksbank teens outside casa’s pizza. He also lives near 2 bakeries and on a Sunday goes to the post office to but a telegraph. This man drives brand new Range Rover and purchases drugs from Taz that he uses in Mannaheath Park.

Your dad Yh is a skircoat man

by NotASkircoatMan May 31, 2018