Man...my boss cut my pay in half...I'm so bummed just gonna punch out and grab some wage sauce and muzzleload that shit until I fall asleep
by Wageslut October 20, 2015
The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
by Wageslut October 23, 2015