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d-money smoke diet 

A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.
Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G
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swagger money morgz

a person who owns a frog bucket hat and they have a plant obsession. they are VERY swag and can save drowning people. they also hate toddlers and babies or anyone younger than them. they will bop bop you if you do something bad 👺
person 1: she’s so swagger money morgz, i could never
person 2: what does that mean??
person 1: basically the swaggest human being alive, so not you 🥰

Big money swag 

Big money swag is the coolest man in the universe. He is the resemblance of currency the perfect being the ultimate lifeform God's fear. He was given a nickname across the street from a 87 year old crippled pimp "criss cross applesauce bling bling chaching chaching Mr take your girl head ass." Legends say that if you see big money swag with your girl your done for. The smooth bald head is so shiny not even the speed of light can catch up. He is the real one the no capper the Mr lunch money man. No one knows where he's at right now but all we know he's at the ends of the earth searching for someone to be a worthy opponent against his baldness.
Man I'm feeling like a big money swag right now
Big money swag by BIGTOEENERGY January 1, 2021

j.money jeff 

A person that is awesome at trivia, and is remembered for being a GOAT. He is well known for his amazint matches at Wrestling Trivia Clash.
Andrew: Hey, have you heard about j.money jeff?
Mikey: Yeah, he is an absoulte GOAT!
j.money jeff by The Bruh Sky March 5, 2021

Big money wake up 

The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.
Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.

Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.

pocket money 

something that we used to use carelessly as kids
my mom gave me my monthly pocket money

Funny money 

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
Funny money by Platypus X May 6, 2021