3 definitions by scottishbasterd
A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.
Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G
by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020
d-money is a music producer and a rapper, known for smoking 3 packs a day. He became famous after releasing his smoke diet of 3 packs a day, he appeared on multiple late night shows like Jimmy Fallon show and The Late Late show with James Corden. He started producing music and rapping after millions of fans pushed him into the music industry!
Guy1: We out here smokin' 3 packs a day just like the king himself
Guy2: That's true dawg, d-money is the mafuckin king
Guy1: That's why i'm on the D-money smoke diet, 60 darts a day bro
Guy2: Holy Shit dawg imma need to get into that diet, sounds like a good time
Guy2: That's true dawg, d-money is the mafuckin king
Guy1: That's why i'm on the D-money smoke diet, 60 darts a day bro
Guy2: Holy Shit dawg imma need to get into that diet, sounds like a good time
by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020
Casanova is the main hockey nigga on the internet, ain't no-one know more about hockey than the legend himself. Casanova is also known for bodying 50 hoes with his wand of life. One time he was on discord with his camera on and he pulled out the tube steak and it was 11 inches no cap, there's multiple eye witnesses of this...
Guy1: Bro i was on discord i saw casanova pull out the purple-nozzled yogurt slinger
Guy2: Nigga, i heard it's 11 squares, on david!
Guy1: It is, on larry dawg!
Guy2: Nigga, i heard it's 11 squares, on david!
Guy1: It is, on larry dawg!
by scottishbasterd October 23, 2020