retardede 

A person who cant spell retarded.

Person one texting: Your so retardede
Person two texting: Retarded*

retardede by This Is Interesting October 6, 2020

Retardsexual 

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.

"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"

Retardsexual by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020

Retardation

A permanent mental condition that gives you thesub-average IQ of others. No. ADHD is not Retardation. Nor is Autism. If you ask a psychologist, they will tell you Autism and Mental Retardation are two different things. A lot of people who use "Retardation" as an insult can't even define it themselves.

Define Retardation, if you can't define you can't use it as an insult.

Retardation by green909 February 16, 2023

spontaneous retardation 

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

spontaneous retardation by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010

Obsessive Retarded 

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.

WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.

Obsessive Retarded by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010

Magically Retarded 

What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!

Every time I try to plot my drawing, it freezes up, it's magically retarded!

Magically Retarded by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013

Comidicly-Retarded

To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.

This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.

Comidicly-Retarded by iamthedizzione May 5, 2019