Meat package 

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

Meat package by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

Meat-cute 

The first time a couple has hot, steamy sex. Especially when done in some adorable circumstance, like in an abandoned cabin in the forest in the middle of the night.

"Tell me about you and Albert's meat-cute!"

"Oh, it was the best. We did it in the backseat of hid buddy's tour van! His friend up all over me too!"

"Oh."

Meat-cute by BigAssDickMan September 23, 2021

meat bag 

boyfriend or girlfrien

I went out with my meat bag last night and saw a movie

meat bag by Anonymous July 24, 2003

meat heat

when somone becomes angry there head goes red and heats up like meat

wo look at that meat heat he looks fuming

meat heat by Autumn the best July 2, 2008

meat curtains

a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.

I went down on this girl and I had to stop-I was choking on her meat curtains!

meat curtains by MissMeDont You December 2, 2010

meat lip 

A moron.

Rush Limbaugh.

meat lip by Dr. Sloppy November 6, 2003

meat planet 

A planet or location which all women love, where there is all kinds of fresh "male meat" ready to be yours

The bar last night was a real meat planet - there were good-looking guys everywhere.

meat planet by Panchoman Jr. November 9, 2006