train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic
Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.
by Gurt_Train December 02, 2017
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train lint

People who enter a train and get stuck at the door forcing everyone else to have to squeeze past them even though there's ample space further inside the compartment. Sort of like lint in the dryer.

See also, train lint catcher - a person who yells at train lint to move further in and stop blocking the door.
Man there was so much train lint on the 9:02 this morning, I feel like I've been in a mosh-pit. We could've really used a train lint catcher.
by jeamish February 25, 2021
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A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh
by XdXd123 February 04, 2017
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run a train

Since if one person "rails" another, then two persons committing the act on one person would therefore connect the hypothetical rails, resulting into a hypothetical train running through the receiver.
"Yo bro, let's run a train on that bitch from 48th Ave."
"Bruh we should run a train on the bitch from 10th Downing St."
by Mr. Train Conductor June 05, 2025
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Run a train

When a bunch sad guys with no self respect or self worth have sex with a female who also has no self respect or self worth or could be (in certain cases) getting raped
Guy 1 :Hey man do you wanna run a train on this girl I found sleeping outside?

Guy 2 :Sure I don’t have anything better to do with my life at all, I don’t have a girlfriend, wife or kids and I don’t think I ever will also I might be a closet gay so I’m only tapping the booty hole #onthedownlow
by Kill ‘‘em dead for real December 01, 2022
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run a train

a bunch of desperate men having sex with a single person, one after the other and wrecking her like a train
Person a: “ She found out we run a train on her daughter

Person a: “ Just everyone besides me and person U ”
Edgar-Allan-Poe
by lilljaime July 28, 2021
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Detroit Train Station

A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
by Jetscream November 04, 2023
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