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Vagina and Asshole ๐Ÿ˜Š
I'm sweaty from sunrise to sunset!
The bit of skin between sunrise and sunset!
by KtMama March 12, 2015
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Screensaver Sunrise

Expression coined by WRC-TV (Washington DC) meteorologist Tom Keirien to describe a sunrise so impeccably perfect that words are inadequate; the only tribute to do it justice would be to freeze-frame and fly the image into a computer to use as desktop artwork.

Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.
Newshosts - What's the weather like, Tom?

Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.
by Professor Al September 21, 2009
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Hobo Surprise

The delightful parcel created when you purchase and eat a packaged lunch (such as fast food take-out), and put all the wrappings, crusts, and other leftovers into the largest package when you are finished, so that a garbage-sifting vagrant may find a delightful meal at a later time.
"McDonalds has the best hamburger clamshells for making hobo surprise!" said Danielle, an avid philanthropist.
by Mad Margaret January 14, 2010
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Velveta surprise

// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.

a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.
"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."

"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."
by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012
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Word Surprise

There's a dumb game on YouTube called Word Surprise, where two kids battle to guess a word for a sad man and prizes, to entertain their uninterested cat.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
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Happy Sunrise

Happy Sunrise is where you wake up first thing with a hard on that doesn't go away on its own, and the only way to get rid of it is to jerk yourself off, thus making the start of the day a happy one.
It was a Happy Sunrise this morning my cock got a good work out!
by drgrool May 21, 2018
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Surprise angry sex

When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you
I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex
by Hydraticktock September 20, 2016
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