Man Tarp

Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.

Is that a blanket?

No, its my non-gay man tarp.

by King Leonitis April 30, 2010

ingredient man

one who works with and is especially familiar with ingredients. also is generally distinguished by the ability to enrich uranium-235 using a microwave and Land o' Lakes butter. also used as an insult, to be used only against foes due to its highly offensive manner.

shut up you....ingredient man

damn it, ingredient man, you kicked my ass again!

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Hex Man

A powerful superhero that fixes all that is broken!

ME: Oh no, I broke my sword!
HEX MAN: Did somebody say they BROKE something??
ME: Oh my, It's Hex Man!

by ryu02 March 15, 2009

Man Plasm

The milky substance that attacks the female egg in an attempt to procreate. or jizz

Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

Man Wax

Man Wax - White Gooey substance released from males Wang

"Eww is that Man Wax On your bed?!?"
"Naw its only Mayo!"

by LOLparticlesWINWINWIN January 9, 2009

man vacuum

The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.

I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.

by Raffy17 February 5, 2009

man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.

Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."

by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014