ian watchman

That fat guy everyone loves

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"

by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013

Man hayfever

Like normal hayfever but it has manned up and is deadly to men... Kinda...

Guy says "Fuck I feel like death"
Girl says " its just hayfever"
Guy says "ITS MAN HAYFEVER, IM ACTUALLY DYING"

by Fatguywhat June 06, 2014