Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"
Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"
Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"
by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025
by massive_schlong August 14, 2018
When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
by 0712 August 09, 2018
by Kohpissyboi September 02, 2023
When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
by Ishootupbagels December 10, 2017
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 05, 2011
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019