Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.

Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.

Running a train by Track Work October 8, 2025

Pulling an A-Train

Pulling an A train is when you go so insanely fast you end up running into someone's boyfriend and girlfriend. Pretty much Annihilating them instantly. Boys do this whenever their homies get gf's.

*A trains runs into robin, Instantly Annihilating her in front of hughie.* *A train covered in blood.* “I can’t stop! I can’t stop!” *puts glasses back on and runs again* *Hughie traumatized and sad.* Pulling an A-Train

Pulling an A-Train by FadedZame December 5, 2025

Go to the freaking train station

Something you say when you're very upset with somebody. Often used as the harshest and most aggressive insult.

"I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU GO TO THE FREAKING TRAIN STATION."

Go to the freaking train station by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Highway Cammel train

Group of transports on the highway typically caused by someone who until recently, only delivered Doordash or drove for Uber.

Usually driving 40 in a 90 with their hazzard lights on driving in conditions they should have stopped for or down the middle of the highway.

Drivers in the highway cammel train typically come equipped for the beach with towels and flip-flops though you only see them grouped on hillsides after they inevitably halt traffic all together.

"Hey, get that cammel-train off the highway. You can't park here!"

Highway cammel train

Highway Cammel train by Hugh P. Hearted December 20, 2025

Bayou Bear Train

The same as a regular Bear Train but all the men have diarrhea.

Last night turned into a real Bayou Bear Train for Ricky. He spent all night cleaning up.

Bayou Bear Train by FriskyxDingoxx January 21, 2026

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026

Alabama circus train

The act of the circus balloons with many people. From the caboose till it's lose.

The caboose is one person who farts into another mouth and they pass it down the train line.

All 5 is us tried the Alabama circus train and I was the caboose.

Alabama circus train by Circus Master February 18, 2026