Muffin Top 

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

Muffin Top by crazy hank June 22, 2010

Pen top

A sex position in which a man positions his body on a couch in a perpendicular fashion. With his head on the floor, and his legs lying on the the upright part of the couch. The women then subsequently sits on top of his crotch area, so as to have one leg on the side of the man, and the other hanging off the back of the couch (or standing). Thus she fits on the man like the top of pen!

My girlfriend and I did the pen top last night. It was awesome

Pen top by Cha Chal July 1, 2011

Alabama Top Hat 

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

Alabama Top Hat by dolphinication May 8, 2014

tube top 

a strapless, cylindrical top.

Look at that ho in the tube top... is that Erich's mom?

tube top by Dichead June 28, 2006

The Law of Top 8 Symmetry 

A law that states that, if one moves a person off of their Top 8, or changes said persons position in the top 8, the person who was moved will move the first person to match.

Yolanda: Beckey like, moved me from number 4 to number 5. Now I have to move her down too because of the law of top 8 symmetry.

The Law of Top 8 Symmetry by Thenplayon May 19, 2006

Muffin Top Mauler 

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

Muffin Top Mauler by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

Taco Top 

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.

B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."

Taco Top by fillplowchewbracca October 18, 2012