dick wod

someone who is a massive dick. often aplyed 2 people who act in selfish ways. broken down dick means the male reproductive organ and wod means massive.

hey get out of my way dick wod

by Louis Matthew Murray October 9, 2004

Two Dicks

Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.

Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire

by Invalid Silver April 15, 2019

Getting dicked

When one receives the male fallace in a sexual manner.

Group of Fuck Boys are on a night out after a Cheeky Nando's, and they see a fine piece of meat in the club.

Fuck Boy #1: 'I'd destroy that lesser female!'
Fuck Boy #2: 'She's getting dicked tonight!'

by BinLadz May 27, 2015

andy dick

A guy with absolutley no fans.

Upon searching a UD definition for "andy dick" I did not find any. Lol

by ParanoidAndroid71 October 8, 2006

dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Slinky Dick

Running in shorts with no underwear, which makes the dong bounce up and down like a slinky hence the name slinky dick

Hey Bry, look at that guy running you can see his slinky dick.

by Jover November 15, 2007

Flounder Dick

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.

that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010