system of a down

Why does everyone say SOAD is loaded with Tattoos and piercings? I don't think any of them has a visible piercing or tattoo. The only strange thing about their appearance is the beards. Yeah, they have some really weird looking beards. Often their songs reflect this weirdness. But it's good weirdness; it sounds cool, it's catchy and it makes you think. System IS different, I could always tell if a song was by system on the radio (even before I started listening to them) thanks to Serj's crazy Armenian voice. Some people refuse to acknowledge their talent because they're stuck in the days of Slayer and Black Sabbath (who are good... but their time is over), but I think SOAD is truly one of a kind.

System of a Down's style might not be right up you alley, but you can't deny that they're unique.

by lalala August 27, 2004

Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Pull a Dick Cheney

To pull a Dick Cheney is to shoot someone in the face, often times claiming it was an accident or saying you thought they were a quail.

Stop-it or I'll pull a Dick Cheney on you!

by upsdnz February 26, 2008

my hand is a dolphin

Found in Brock Baker's parody of Rebecca Black's viral song, "Friday". It is used to describe the wavy motion of one of the kid's hands when they're driving in the car.

Person 1: *waves hand* "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!!11ONEONE"

by purplechik14 April 16, 2011

Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!

A sentence commonly shouted by delusional old women who were brought up in a "proper" and "pure" world if they hate a particular woman for being a disbelieving Jew. It is commonly believed that in the 1930s and into the early 1940s, the words 'Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!' were commonly uttered as an interjection of surprise...

"So Nana, what is your opinion on Britney Spears and the media attention she is getting in the aftermath of her custody battle?"
"Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!"

by Adam, Associate of Ross April 1, 2008

turn a deaf ear

Refuse to hear or listen to something or somebody on purpose.

When you really try to get people to listen and they don't, they obviously want to turn a deaf ear.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2005

dropping a duce

1. taking a shit
2. making number two

I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.

by Jim's friend June 2, 2008