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pizza roll

shit you eat when your 20,000 dollars in dept

small dough balls filled with red shit
i shoved pizza rolls up my ass
pizza roll by yo mama swag January 19, 2020
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turd on a roll 

"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!

had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
turd on a roll by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!

Old English Rick Roll 

We are no strangers to love
thou wot the rules and so doth i
a full commitment's what I be thinking of
thou wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just desire say to thou how I be feeling
gotta causes thee understand
ne'r will grant thou up
ne'r will let thou down
ne'r will run around

and desert thou
ne'r will causes thee cry
ne'r will say adieu
ne'r will say to a lie

and hurt thou
how old british mfs be rick rolling "lmao did u get old English rick roll"

Jolly Roll-Around

A Jolly Roll-Around (JRA) is a casual, romantic encounter composed of rolling around in bed and making out instead of more serious sexual activity. A JRA serves as an alternative to an embarrassing one night stand, and is an end in and of itself. It is normal to take someone home with only a jolly roll-around in mind, and to have a type that one lusts after for JRAs. This type might be very different from what one normally finds attractive or would consider girlfriend material. Attributes that are generally desirable for a jolly roll-around include nice lips, soft skin, good sex hair, a soft, womanly figure, and being a good kisser with a good attitude.
1) It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a jolly roll-around.

2) Tim: You know that thick farmer's daughter that lives across the road?
Mark: Yeah
Tim: I really want to do a jolly roll-around with her in the barn. I can't stop thinking about it. Don't really want nothin' else, you know? Just a roll-around sometime.
Mark: That would be jolly as hell!
Jolly Roll-Around by George O. December 28, 2008

knuckle roll your piss pump 

jerk off, bop the balogna, choke the chicken.
Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.

Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.

You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.