purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!

'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'

by dave February 16, 2004

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monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

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Monster Thickburger

The thing in the front of my pants.

My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana.

by John Stockton's Shorts December 17, 2004

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an alien creature who resides above my pelvis. The Chrones Monster breaches the barrier that is my stomach and fatty tissue to attack innocent pedestrians. The monster will not retreat until its victim has comforted it. Everyone who has chrones has some sort of chrones monster and THAT is why you NEVER trust someone with chrones.

Stay away from him, he has a chrones monster!

by cheese92 January 16, 2008

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Monster

An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.

John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!

by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 3, 2009

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