Home with the family

You want to guess who is NOT going to be home with their family for Thanksgiving?

Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."

Home with the family by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Home Base Hitter

Home Base Hitter defines a person or animal who can only poop at home.

Took the dog for a walk this morning and because she is a home base hitter, there is no need to bring poop bags.

Home Base Hitter by WC1025 December 2, 2025

home depomine

A psychological cocktail of peanuts and pins that produce$ a chemical reaction in the brain leading to an abundance of artificial enthusiasm and human productivity culminating in increased profits for company shareholders.

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid or the home depomine, bro!

home depomine by TR Arterburn December 25, 2025

Home

A place where you can bomb other nations, adopt new ideologies and eat noodles without nobody judging you all at the same time. Used proactively at work and school where people are reminded of this.

I'd rather go Home then do this

Home by Home Enjoyer January 26, 2026

Home wrecker

Someone who has a beautiful family and decides that it’s okay to throw it all away.

Oh my god, it’s Sarah, did you hear she slept with the next door neighbour even though she has 9 children and a husband, what a home wrecker

Yeah I also heard she tries to lie about the fact that she did wreck their home too.

Home wrecker by GeorgeDavid February 2, 2026

home on the real real

home on the real real
Pronunciation: hohm on thuh ree-uhl ree-uhl

Definition:
A deeper form of “home.” Not just a physical house or location, but the place, state, or situation where your identity fits so naturally into the surrounding structure of life that you stop noticing the effort of being yourself.

It’s the moment when your personal “puzzle piece” finally clicks into the larger puzzle and the edges line up perfectly. There’s no grinding, forcing, or performing — just a quiet sense that things make sense here.

“Home on the real real” can be:

a physical place

a group of people

a creative space

a mindset

a moment in time

Basically anywhere your shape matches the world’s shape.

Often confused with “home,” which is typically just a house or place of residence. “Home on the real real” is the emergent version — the deeper psychological and existential alignment that arises when identity and environment lock together.

Expanded explanation:
Think of life like a giant puzzle. Most of the time you’re sliding around trying to figure out where your piece fits — rotating yourself, shaving off corners, pretending to be a different piece.

But every once in a while you land somewhere where the grooves line up exactly.

No pressure.
No performance.
No friction.

That’s home on the real real.

“Yeah my apartment’s cool and all, but when I’m playing music with those guys on Friday nights… that’s home on the real real.”

or

“When I moved back to that little lake town and started working outside again, something clicked. I realized I was finally home on the real real.”

home on the real real by NakedEdmund March 6, 2026

Hoeology

Hoeology (noun)
/hōˈäləjē/

A proprietary discipline examining power, choice, consequence, survival, and strategy through lived experience.

Not theory. Fieldwork.

Not fantasy. Receipts.
Hoeology decodes the systems people whisper about, weaponize, or deny—revealing how influence moves, how risk compounds, and how autonomy is reclaimed.

Through the lens of Hoeology, the rules of the game become visible long before the consequences arrive.

Hoeology by Famous Foxx March 26, 2026