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muscle car 

A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.
Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.

Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.
muscle car by Todd Windmill November 4, 2012
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fraggle stick car

response when something so bizarre happens that NO ONE knows what to say in response.

This phrase comes from the move BAD SANTA with billy bob thorton. a child sitting on his lap asks for a "fraggle stick car" which of course has no point of reference because the words FRAGGLE, STICK, and CAR have nothing to do with each other.
(two men witness a car speeding by that is on fire and has a goat behind the wheel while the driver sits on the roof smoking crack)

person 1: umm, wow. did you just see that?
person 2: fraggle stick car.
person 1: totally.
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Dude where's my car! 

your walking with your buddy and you see a hot girl and you say "dude where's my car!"

smart car 

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people
example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"
smart car by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
an old car that nobody has heard of. usually ugly colored and old lady looking. has a lot of things wrong with it. Is very loud and the roof is messed up. can have hubcaps missing and stickers in the windows. what emo kids drive
my emo car is soo cool i named it HENRY
emo car by fuctuplilpunk January 10, 2006

Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB
Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

Damn-Car 

Refers to the (frustrating) car in a spot tease. Any car concealed in a parking spot by a larger vehicle that makes the spot appear open for parking.
There's a parking spot next to that minivan. Good spot; better park in it... oh. A damn-car.

Hey, park there! Oh, wait, false alarm; damn-car.
Damn-Car by damncar October 28, 2010