zappier

a person who somehow knows quantum physics but is retarded. Very ugly and completely and utterly insane.

look how ugly that zappier is

by Le_Boop March 15, 2018

zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021

Zipper Dick

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"

by zipsondeck February 14, 2022

rearside zipper

Derogatory term for a homosexual person, the metaphor being of course about anal sex, hence the position of the zipper (in the rear). Can be used either to talk about the person itself (see first example) or to point out a characteristic of said person (see second example)

First example :

Steve : Dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! Gotta tell Andy, he needs to get some ass fast, the pillow partition is barely keeping him at bay these days...
Dave : Word, man, word.

Second example :

Kyle : Oh bro, I just spotted a major queer man !
Brian : Where ? Jesus ! The dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
Kyle : You know it !
(Homophobic and highly unethical high-five)

by Klisstoriss April 16, 2012

Compton zipper

Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.

"Homie got shot right in the stomach."

"Did he die?"

"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."

by Crenshawn August 29, 2016

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017

bung-zipper

a surgery to get your butthole sewed up to make it tighter

"i cant come into work on Tuesday, im going in for a bung-zipper"

by cornychips June 4, 2021