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Your Life 

An alteration of the comeback "Your Face" or "Your Mum"

Used in the same context, when nothing else can be said.

Scenario One..
Person One: Can I have my pen back?
Person Two: What pen?
Person One: The one in your hand.
Person Two: I don't know anything about a pen.
Person One: Stop being a shit.
Person Two: "Your life is shit"

Scenario Two..
Person One: That gig was dissapointing.
Person Two: "Your life is dissapointing"

MISUSE
Can be used incorrectly.
Scenario One..
Person One: I had a sandwich for lunch today.
Person Two: "Your life is a sandwich"

This just doesn't make sense.

Scenario Two..
Person One: Did you see that flower? It's so beautiful.
Person Two: Your life is beautiful.

Obviously the insult has now become a compliment.
Your Life by asherleaa April 7, 2008

your man 

referring to a person. Irish lingo
then your man kicked the ball straight into the goal
your man by Jillian Frayne May 24, 2004

Your girlfriend 

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary
Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao
Your girlfriend by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

Your Stupid 

1. A retard's spelling of the phrase 'you're stupid'.

2. The most ironic statement ever coined.
1. Your stupid and I'm smart!

2. If you say "your stupid" then you're stupid.
Your Stupid by Berserker24 December 7, 2010

your grandma 

the ultimate diss; way above "your mom"
Your grandma

Your mom's credit card 

Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox
Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*