This struck me when I listened to my Mom and Dad talking about the iPad they were getting for Christmas. This is what you get when people who are not savvy about technology want to talk about and play with high-tech toys: iPhones, Ipads, etc.
While vigorously having sex your hog pops all the way out and then catches the rim on way back in, causing it to bend in half sideways like the boxcars in a train wreck. A bad case of liquor dick will increase the chances of this occurring.
1. "Man, the other night she was riding me when I had a huge train wreck. My dick has been blue for two days."
2. "I was banging her from behind last night but I was so hammered I kept having train wrecks."
You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute 1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.
Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..
Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk