Wallpost Ride

The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.

Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.

Can apply to Birthday Status'.

Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.

by Chibols January 16, 2011

wallopin' on

to hit on something-- very hard

*man sneakily places arm around woman*
"Hey, baby you lookin' real fine."
*female reacts, disgusted face with a grimace*
"Quit wallopin' on me"

-So this guy wouldn't quit wallopin' on me last night. He came over asking for my number, buying me drinks, and taking me for that kind of girl that I am.

by cmdazzle June 9, 2011

wallusk

A wallusk is a person with little or no dignity. They have no moral values and cannot be trusted.

Josh is such a wallusk! He just pee'd on that guys lawn!!!!

by Wallusk Watcher December 28, 2014

wallaphent

A person so fat that they are a mixture between a Elaphent and Walrus

Bob-You should lay off the snack cakes.
Henry-Why?
Bob-Because your starting to look like a wallaphent.

by Bosskay July 14, 2014

Wallpaper

Where one's scrotum sticks to the inner thigh of the leg creating friction and in order to remove it, peeling it off like wallpaper.

Sorry, I wasn't playing with myself. I just had wallpaper.

by 0kylebarda0 December 8, 2016

walloping

The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.

"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017