Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

Ball wallet

The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack

While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.

by m00h July 12, 2019

Wallet Bunny

Any side of sexs’ who simpley follows men or women of any age. Asks for money, from of the same or different sex. Taking money, or expensive personal belongings. Claiming that your getting together, and that it will be returned. But will never be returned. Nor will you be with that person.

You’re a God Damn Wallet Bunny!

by Coolster2016 April 21, 2019

gut wallet

a female's vagina. usually belonging to a whore.

yeah dude i beat the s out of her gut wallet last night

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

Ball's to the wallet

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.

I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.

by Peter deter July 9, 2019