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gateway video

1. The only video you have the intention of watching when you get on YouTube at any given time. Which then turns into three lost hours you'll never get back.

2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
Dude, where have you been?
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
by tedwylie October 17, 2011
mugGet the gateway videomug.

Diamondbolts videos

"diamondbolts videos are the definition of poggers"-bob
"yeah even urban dictionary thinks so"
by Nintentoad125 October 7, 2020
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video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009
mugGet the video monkeymug.

Bleach Video

A video so goddamn terrible, it makes you want to drink bleach and never see the video again. It is commonly seen on YouTube Kids.
Person 1: FUCK! ANOTHER BLEACH VIDEO!
Person 2: Oh crap, I agree with you
Person 1: ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL GOD I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH
Person 2: OH SHIT ITS BAD
by big big big idiot November 12, 2021
mugGet the Bleach Videomug.

Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.
A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...
by ThatGuyNextDoor January 6, 2012
mugGet the Confession Videomug.

Skeleton Videos

Pro Gamer famous and better then eli. Very smart best youtuber
by Skeleton Videos April 21, 2022
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a video game

a great way to pass the time between sleep. Not quite as good as sex but not as bad boredom. (better than sex for some people)geeksnerds
by Green Dragon January 30, 2004
mugGet the a video gamemug.

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