Retard Unit

A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.

As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!

BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.

- My height is 5'8 in retard units
- Your height is 172 cm in non-retard units, you retard.

by Metric society March 30, 2017

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020

Leeds United

Started life in 1919 as a provincial association football club in a city dominated by rugby league. In the early 60's through to mid 70's transformed into a European powerhouse by the man who should have been knighted Don Revie.

Leeds United will always be around because Leeds United will always be well supported. Now 'early 2005' a 2nd division (Championship) outfit and Leeds United can still proudly boast one of the best away supports in the entire UK. Furthermore Leeds United will always be around because the footballing media of England will always need someone to hate.

by teach February 19, 2005

porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

by CarMono August 24, 2011

Nerds United

Term in High School when two nerds go out. Everyone is saying 'their sooooo cute', but are really looking at a seasoned Warhammer player with Dungeon Tan and a quiet girl with a backpack almost as high as her voice.

Two friends looking at nerds holding hands:

Girl says: awwwww soo cute, they make a great couple

Boy: Yeah, NERDS UNITED!!!!!!!!

by wannabekilla December 12, 2010

spook unit

The most badass and close knit group of thugs in central florida. Often on the local news for stealing drugs, stealing cars, prostitution, and many other gang related crimes.

The DEA busted another 12 members of spook unit in tampa

by jajabinkslolo June 10, 2014

unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.

Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.

by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013