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Ukrainian Government

The biggest money laundering organization in the world. They scammed us out of billions of dollars just so that we can send them weapons. They also have connections to Hunter Biden.
I heard somewhere that the Ukrainian Government is the world’s biggest money laundering organization.
by FreeDonbass2006 November 25, 2022
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Ukrainian bonnet

When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.
Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?

Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.

Dan: What a sick fuck!
by shaved all over September 11, 2012
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Ukrainian Blowjob

Hey Jenny i heard you gave Derii a Ukrainian Blowjob.
by Jamisyn likes poopy May 4, 2019
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Ukrainian Gloryhole

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019
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Ukrainian Bobsled

A Ukrainian Bobsled is a term used to describe a process in which you shave or wax a girl's entire body, and then four guys ride her down a slide of some sort.

A Ukrainian Bobsled can also be a noun describing the woman being ridden.
"There is only one of her and four of us. Guess we're going to have to do the Ukrainian Bobsled"

noun: "She's so tall, I'll bet she would make a great Ukrainian Bobsled"
by Edificially October 27, 2010
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Ukrainium

The noun used to decribe the large heads of Ukrainians or their descendants. This is used comically by Ukrainians and other ethnic groups, especially in Canada. A Ukrainian trying on hats that all seem too small may curse his Ukrainium for being so huge. It comes from simply combining the words Ukrainian and Cranium. It's not intended to be or usually taken as a racial slur.
Ukrainian-"This hat is too small."
Other person-"It's not too small, you've just got a massive Ukrainium."
by RumGills November 26, 2010
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Ukranian Dessert

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011
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