twidacious

When a guy can't keep his hand off his dick. The dudes that feel the need to hold themselves everywhere. The dude who thinks grabbing himself is attractive.
(Has nothing to with social media)

John: "Yo man, you seen Jerry?"
Terry: "You mean that twidacious motherfucker?"

by Pseudomac October 29, 2014

twidly winks

It's when you take your index finger and your middle finger and move them like legs across the surface of something. Twidly winks is when you are basically making your hands walk.

When I get bored, I start doing the twidly winks.

by Edefiner April 25, 2015

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

twidlemire

A simple minded person a person who takes forever on simple tasks

Why is it taking you so long you twidlemire

by youngin mcgee May 18, 2016

twidget

Verb The in between of twitching and fidgeting.

Noun Someone who moves too much or incessantly.

I drank way too much coffee and now I can't stop twidgeting.

He's kind of a twidget. I haven't seen him sit still since I've known him.

by Linguistic Lasagna August 31, 2016

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

twidick

The twitch in a mans dick before he become fully erect.

As I straddled and kissed him I felt his twidick.

by K'laRobins January 1, 2017