Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

by proaudio55 October 8, 2012

Gambling Tracey

This person throws illegal trailer park gambling parties and serves illegal hooch for money. They can hold a normal job but once at the park it’s on. This person has little to no hair and bad credit. Her stories make suicide seem logical.

That gambling Tracey is crazy, she beat me at craps and served illegal bathtub gin all in the same 5 minutes. Wish her hair would grow back from the radiation and her stories are insane!

by TyroneJefferson May 16, 2018

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

Skin Trace

Using the tips of your fingers to lightly touch and trace over someone's skin, usually a friend or partner, in order to give them a pleasant experience.

A "Hey could you do that thing with your hand on my back?"
B "What, the skin trace thing?"
A "Yeah that, it always feels so nice."
B "Sure!"
A "You're the best."

by Rachael Young October 24, 2020

fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

Tree City

City of Beacon, NY

Located in the northern suburbs of NYC in Downstate NY (Dutchess / Putnam County Border). Population of around 20,000 people.

Beacon Projects Reping:
Forrestal Heights Federal Projects, South Davies Terrace State Projects, Tompkins Terrace State Projects, Hamiltan Fish Federal Projects, and Meadow Ridge State Projects.

Where u at?

"Tree City Kid, by da burgh and PK"

by Finch31 April 30, 2005

Cali Tree

Exceptional marijuana grown from the medicinal weed state of California. Cali tree in comparison to any other states tree (with the exception of Maui Wowie) will romp any other TCH heavy weed. Even low quality Cali Tree will be more potent then some of the best marijuana from other states. In theory this is due to the legalization of medical marijuana in the state and the many of the Cannabis colleges located within the state.

Damn Jordan, I need to get some of that Cali Tree ASAP! This Pennsylvania Reefer just isnt cutting it.

Cali Tree makes the highest quality cookies... get it? HIGHest quality.

Kid Cudi was spittin about that Cali Tree, i think we should take a trip to the golden state.

by You Just Lost The Game, Haha October 27, 2010