The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.
The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.
The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.
by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009
Get the John Wayne TP mug.It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
by A swimmer April 11, 2015
Get the Dutch tp mug.When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Toss mug.Two shaggy bams who face-fucked Janky and Equality team in the same day.
This phrase is known by virtue of the fact that it has been the most largest raid ever in 2022.
This phrase is known by virtue of the fact that it has been the most largest raid ever in 2022.
The The TP & Seel Masacre is defined by a true conversation.
zbite : you have another server to raid
TPlive : ye
i see
I'M COMMING
zbite : you have another server to raid
TPlive : ye
i see
I'M COMMING
by AnnonymousGDC CREATOR January 3, 2022
Get the The TP & Seel Masacre mug.the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.
by PapaTP August 11, 2022
Get the Papa TP mug.A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023
Get the Faux-TP mug.Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
by Tiaryen April 15, 2020
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