Topherism

A philosophy that branches out of Christianty in hopes of facing your fears and confronting the enemy head on, while still respecting the Tophe's (Bible) rules. It is an increasing popular internet religion that many "practice".

"OMG,did you read the Tophe today?" - Noob
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob

"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"

by Saint Barbra March 29, 2008

topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.

"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"

by Urjustshy December 9, 2008

Topper

A poster on www.canuckscentral.com who likes to insert his penis in his partner's anus during homosexual intercourse ....

Topper likes to stick his penis in Strangelove's anus ...

by grandmasterbatord May 3, 2008

tosher

someone perverted in a funny way.

oh look at daniel! hes such a tosher!

tosh annoying bad funny guys

by weretheshit November 22, 2011

Topper

Topper is an adorable dog. He is a doggy model, he performs on TV shows and has a large Instagram audience. All his fans or "toppies" love him and he loves them right back!

Person A: Look at this cute dog I found on Instagram!
Person B: Oh, that's Topper.

by janmhorowi April 20, 2017

"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Sloppy Topper

Is a name given to people that don't know how to perform oral sex.

John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper

John:I hate sloppy toppers

by Richard Goodwill December 12, 2011