Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.
Mom: Why is your room dirty
You: I don’t know Tito must have done it
You fail your test , Tito is the reason
You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault
Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault
You: I don’t know Tito must have done it
You fail your test , Tito is the reason
You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault
Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault
by SaliceRose January 25, 2020
Get the Tito mug.A titosaur who's name is tito, is a dinosaur. Titosaurs are rare. They're weird, yet cool. They're also very lovable and are pretty funny too.
by titosaur November 9, 2008
Get the titosaur mug.by jeffersonson February 22, 2018
Get the Titone mug.1. a small mouse shaped like a tit
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
by moley May 16, 2003
Get the titmouse mug.TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.
I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.
by MyRealNameisBob August 22, 2009
Get the TITO mug.when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
by joshua burns August 23, 2006
Get the titmus test mug.Look at the titums on that bitch!
by Nick Melotte July 23, 2008
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