Balls Tired 

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

Balls Tired by Douggins February 8, 2010

strip club tired 

A specialized fatigue that follows a visit to a strip club.

Jesse nearly fell asleep while driving home because he was strip club tired.

strip club tired by DBFeral December 25, 2008

Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

Two beer tired by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

chubby-tired 

A feeling of total sloth resulting from over-consumption of greasy and/or fried food. Symptoms include drowsiness, loss of motivation, hysteria, delusion, abdominal pain, loss of focus and bloatedness.

I'm feeling kind of chubby-tired, can't we go on a hike tomorrow?

After eating 3 plates of cheese fries, I was feeling very chubby-tired.

chubby-tired by WhoWantsToEatACoyote January 5, 2011

Grap on my tired 

Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.

N00b: "I can't wont go"
Member: "Grap on my tired!"

Grap on my tired by brucelee May 13, 2005

grow tired 

To get bored or weary ; to get annoyed

I grow tired of your company .
grow tired = annoyed , bored , tired

grow tired by shrezor2002 October 23, 2018

piss tired 

Refers to a period of time in which a person has slept no more than a combined 14 hours out of the last 7 days. It has been said that someone who is truly piss tired could be urinated upon and lack the energy to do anything about it.

John: Hey Rick, did you see Bob take advantage of John when he was piss tired after finals?
Rick: Yes, he was completely soaked.

piss tired by Andrrew July 26, 2006