thompson

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

by the anonymoose September 26, 2006

Thoomer

A trend started by Hamlinz. When a song that slaps so gahdamn hard you make a stank face and start vibing.

“Daaaammmnnm!! This song’s a thoomer”
“This is a certified thoomer my guy”

“WE THOOMIN”

by RealGrak242 April 7, 2020

troompa loompa

a tr*mp supporter, is misogynistic (if they’re a girl they’re just an idiot) is homophobic, makes r@pe jokes, is racist, and their only comeback is saying trump 2020.

‘troompa loompas can go suck their mum’

by that hot gay bitch xo August 11, 2020

Woodstock Thompson

The Best Porn name Ever

we thought of this in church Woodstock Thompson (Good place and a last name)

by JuggaloHoimez7 June 15, 2010

Levi Thompson

Just some kid that looks like a guinea pig and is always bullied by his peers, family and his own teachers.

Levi Thompson you are a flop.

by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 May 28, 2020

Thompsonized

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic

Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!

by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008

Megan Thompson

A word for a very gorgous girl from Darlington,England.

"Wow mate,did ya see that Megan Thompson,she is gorgeous!

by Tom woodson March 7, 2010