Photo-volley

Verb. Through the internet, to send back and forth images between two individuals interested in eachother. Often very revealing pictures of themselves.
-Usually with a kiss don't tell policy, without the individuals ever really meeting up to do anything. (perfect for long-distance relationships)

"This guy is soo hot. I've been photo-volleying for like a week now, and I bet he's been joing to like half the pics i sent him."

"I wish she was here right now so we wouldn't have to keep photo-volleying eachother... rrg."

"What the fuck man? All these pics of you are like, half-naked!"
"Hahaha, those are for this girl I'm photo-volleying in like Kansas or something."

by Crackkbaby February 21, 2008

Structured Photos

A euphemism used to describe pornography. Often to avoid somebody catching on.

Bernard: where jake bro?
Samuel: dunno, probably checking out some structured photos. hasn't left his room all day
Melissa: oh really, Jakes into photography? hes so deep!
Samuel:..uh, yeah..
Bernard:haha

by Brickytamland June 25, 2009

Family Photo

A photo that consists of a mother, a father, and their children (although grandparents may apply). Except when an Orphan takes them they are called selfies.

Hey! remember the Family Photo Billy took? He looked so cool in that jacket!
Oh hey there! I saw your family picture when we partied last night. You look like someone trying to cosplay as a bald person with a wig.

by XxZoo wee mamaxX January 6, 2021

Suicide Photo Bomber

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010

photo-op feminism

Photo-op feminism is a brand (off-brand?) of the real thing where a poser will do or say anything (especially in front of a television camera) to get herself (okay, sometimes even men do it too) seen or heard as a hero to women everywhere. The more unreal the claim, the more outrageous the behavior.

When Sarah Palin winks at the camera she's teaching us all we need to know about photo-op feminism.

by paulpaxman October 30, 2009

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011