photo debt

Often occurs when you use words to describe an activity on a web forum, one whose users typically relate better to photos.

By posting, you have "gotten it (the topic) off of your chest," so to speak. However, other, perhaps, less intelligent forum users - accustomed to photos, instead of words - express their discontent, causing you to feel an obligaton to edit the post, include photos and undergo all the work that might entail

I have a photo debt running on the car forum I use. I described my work on three different car projects, but the wording was too complicated for most of the forum users to grasp and they told me so. Therefore, if I wish to stay in the good graces of the forum, I am in a "photo debt" to them until I provide photos of the projects I described

by HonkusSeized June 26, 2007

Structured Photos

A euphemism used to describe pornography. Often to avoid somebody catching on.

Bernard: where jake bro?
Samuel: dunno, probably checking out some structured photos. hasn't left his room all day
Melissa: oh really, Jakes into photography? hes so deep!
Samuel:..uh, yeah..
Bernard:haha

by Brickytamland June 25, 2009

Family Photo

A photo that consists of a mother, a father, and their children (although grandparents may apply). Except when an Orphan takes them they are called selfies.

Hey! remember the Family Photo Billy took? He looked so cool in that jacket!
Oh hey there! I saw your family picture when we partied last night. You look like someone trying to cosplay as a bald person with a wig.

by XxZoo wee mamaxX January 6, 2021

Suicide Photo Bomber

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010

photo-op feminism

Photo-op feminism is a brand (off-brand?) of the real thing where a poser will do or say anything (especially in front of a television camera) to get herself (okay, sometimes even men do it too) seen or heard as a hero to women everywhere. The more unreal the claim, the more outrageous the behavior.

When Sarah Palin winks at the camera she's teaching us all we need to know about photo-op feminism.

by paulpaxman October 30, 2009

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse

when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage

by Macktown July 16, 2018