A sexual position on which 2 horses rummage through an elliptical drawer in hopes of finding a canister of mustard gas in order to end their own miserable lives. As this process occurs, a cowboy strips himself of every last article of clothing and unpacks his unholy
meat clobber. The horses, in an instant, turn around and get into “the” formation (which implies a reverse
69 in which one horse lays on the back of the other). This enables the wretched cowboy to tie his
salami around the “the’d” horses and run off into the
sunset, dragging the horses behind him, and all the while leaving a trail of golden-specked man
mustard. As the trio ascend to heaven, they are judged and ultimately accepted by god for who they are. A tear forms in your eye as you currently right
now instantaneously remember your previous life as a horse. In fact, I was the other horse dragged alongside you through
rough terrains and material landscapes. “The”, to me, is a reminder of the difficulties in life which ultimately bring
us salvation.
