Glizzerall

Glizzerall is another name for viagra (glizzy adderall). This name was given to the drug because it keeps the penis “focused on the mission”

Vangellica: u nuttin too fast ong im am tryna shag all nite and all day
Me: Shi u right imma pop a Glizzerall
-7hours later-
Vangellica: ohohhho gahhd that was sum good shag
Me: ikr 😅

-this is actually a true story I was shaggin all night lmaoao 🤣-

by Cumsation December 28, 2023

The

A sexual position on which 2 horses rummage through an elliptical drawer in hopes of finding a canister of mustard gas in order to end their own miserable lives. As this process occurs, a cowboy strips himself of every last article of clothing and unpacks his unholy meat clobber. The horses, in an instant, turn around and get into “the” formation (which implies a reverse 69 in which one horse lays on the back of the other). This enables the wretched cowboy to tie his salami around the “the’d” horses and run off into the sunset, dragging the horses behind him, and all the while leaving a trail of golden-specked man mustard. As the trio ascend to heaven, they are judged and ultimately accepted by god for who they are. A tear forms in your eye as you currently right now instantaneously remember your previous life as a horse. In fact, I was the other horse dragged alongside you through rough terrains and material landscapes. “The”, to me, is a reminder of the difficulties in life which ultimately bring us salvation.

Horse 1: kms?
Horse 2: bet.

Publicly indecent yet rather girthed up cowboy: not so fast……

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⬅️ 🏃 ♂️💨🪢🪢🐎🐎 🏠

by Cumsation March 23, 2023