telehorncob

a telephone, although usually in reference to a cell phone, particularly older, larger models.

I was on the telehorncob till 6am last night, jive talking with this bebe.

by jatin das gupta April 6, 2008

Teleah

A very independent person. Very short temper Impatient and doesn't get along with 9/10 people but has a big heart. Speaks their mind, a little to much but you can always trust her and she is fun to be around.This person is usually bad and thick asl they can be evil. They always worried bout they money nothing else. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. Isreally chill and always have a idc kind of mood. She is bold and not afraid to be herself.

Wow! Teleah is cool asl

by Biggfactss August 16, 2018

Telephone

n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Put your telephone down...!!!

by sow<3 January 6, 2011

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007

telephone

to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear

dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear

by bukkakeonericsface December 9, 2007

hubble telescope

An unusally large aperatus for the project at hand. Generally used in the medical and/or scientific fields, though not always. Refers to the famous space telescope that allows Earth scientists to see the farthest reaches of this galaxy and others.

Is more and more used to describe unusally large objects in general.

Event: Kelly sees Jon using a arch welder to light his cigarette.

Kelly says, "Look at Jon using the hubble telescope over there"

Event: Sam was in need of a biopsy and the instrument the doctor used was very big.

Sam says, "I don't know why you need the hubble telescope to see it"

Event: Tara noticed that Larry had very large hands.

Tara says, "Best be keeping your hubble telescopes away from me"

by TamTamInTheBay October 1, 2006

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003