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switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.
Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.
switch hit by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

Switch Nollie 

Switch nollie; the act of doing something so radical and gnarly that if there was such a thing as switch nollie it would be so
Was that switch nollie bro, you landed that bolts

Switch-Er-Poo 

When you fuck a girl mad hard, then when she's moaning like a wildebeast and cumming, you pull it out and stick it in her ass and continue to fuck her vigorously. Furthermore, she has no time to say "No" or stop you because she's in what we like to call "Pleasure Shock."
1) I was fucking her like i owed her money, til she started cumming and i decided to pull the Switch-Er-Poo on her.

2) Jamie packed her shit and left me because i decided to test out the Switch-Er-Poo on her.

3) Dude, I hooked up with a girl at this party last night and decided to give her the 'ol Switch-Er-Poo.
Switch-Er-Poo by Corey Scott October 19, 2007

Switch Gears 

An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.
Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears
Switch Gears by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018

Switch Shitter 

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.
I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!
Switch Shitter by brutechute October 14, 2011

switch bat 

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.
I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?
switch bat by Disaster squad April 3, 2006