Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

No Shits Given Phenomenon

A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.

"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"

by SinfulStudent April 28, 2013

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

shitsexual

A person who is attracted to shit

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Holiday Shits

After eating food on a holiday, you have the shits

Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits

by Plank Opal November 28, 2010

Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011