toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

wine stool

What comes the morning after drinking red wine and eating prime rib or any other red meat. Mixing rich foods with high fat content and red wine will build a solid wine stool.

That holiday party food was great last night but the red wine and prime rib made a serious wine stool.

After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.

by William Carlton II November 10, 2010

pigeon stool

(Verb) The act of shitting on a bird. The ultimate revenge.

I returned to the aviary and pigeon stooled that macaw. Looks like the tables have turned for Polly.

by Big Daddeh January 23, 2017

green stool

What you get when you drink way way too much grape Kool-aid or virtually anything with purple dye in it.

I had some grape drink, then about an hour later I had a green stool.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

step stool

1) an ugly girl that a male either befriends or courts romantically to increase his chances of scoring with her hot friend.

2) an inattractive person that is used to help attractive people score.

this girl i am seeing right now is a step stool. I really want to score with her hot best friend.

by Whiteknight January 17, 2004