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Sniperdad

n. When person A has sex with person B's mother, person A becomes person B's Sniperdad. A preexisting friendship is implied.
"Dude, did you hear about Trevor?"
"No, what?"
"He fucked Alan's mom."
"Yo! Trevor's Alan's Sniperdad!"
by Men Without Tits January 10, 2009
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sniper

for professional school students (med school, law school, etc.)

like a gunner, but instead of letting everyone know he/she is a gunner, this person silently works hard, but appears very chill; in the end he/she kicks everyone's ass when the exam grades come out.
med student: dude man, he is a gunner.
med student2: no man, he's a sniper; never see him study and super chill, but just keep getting As
by mcgmd September 3, 2010
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Sniper

Noun, verb
Someone who is unnaturally adept at propelling small objects at smaller targets with great skill and accuracy, most often in sports, I.e. Soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football, or with an actual sniper rifle. More general uses are those who can fling small pieces of debris at trashcans, teachers, peoples' heads, eyes, exposed cleavage, and balls with great accuracy and velocity, thus causing general mayhem and annoyance.

Common projectiles include: trash, balls, gum bands, pencils, pens, soccer balls, footballs, hockey pucks/balls, sticks, food(carrots), cards, cd's, bottle caps, etc. You get the point.

Common targets: head, face, eyes, junk, cleavage, goals, trashcans, teachers, etc. Anything that shows you have done skill.
Dude, did you see that shot?! He's a freakin' sniper!

Whoa, did you really get that in the trash from here? You're a sniper.

I totally just sniped him in the junk from here with that ball.
by Gaidin014 March 10, 2009
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STIPPER

The word a dumb-ass would use when they miss-spell stripper, after calling you a man-whore
" Irene is such a stipper"
by Stephen T!!! March 7, 2009
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Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.
Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.
by Peppeche January 14, 2008
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chat sniper

To send a chat request to someone over an instant messanger like MSN or Yahoo the instant they log in with some random hello or strange quote.
Mech clicks login
0.5 seconds later
Neon: Hi, did you know kittens are furry?
Mech: HOLY HELL, stop being such a chat sniper fool. At least let the email warning come through first!!!!
by Prophet Mech April 25, 2006
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eBay sniper

Annoying no-lifes who monitor eBay auctions all day before placing a bid at the very last second to prevent anyone else from getting the item, causing frustration and despair to failed bidders.
"YES, 5 seconds to go and that laptop is mine! All for £50!"
"What the shit? Bitch! Some bastard eBay sniper sniped me at the last second!"
by TheRealThing December 1, 2013
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