Stevious Steven

pronunciation: stee-vee-ous stee-ven

Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.

Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.

Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter

Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven

by your mum's side hoe November 3, 2021

the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments

I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true

by viobio2 November 8, 2022

Stevenote

Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.

I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!

by AstroMan January 6, 2005

Steve Irwin

A true bloody legend that was a wildlife conservationist. He owned Australia zoo and his wife is making a another documentary called crikey! It’s the Irwins. He was a great person who died doing what he loved. RIP steve

Crikey! It’s Steve Irwin

by Djdnidmfdm April 7, 2019

Stoner Steve

a fat pothead whose name is Steve


a male who sells or smokes cannabis


he who deals the weed


the man that makes me high

Hey Stoner Steve Wheres all the bud at

by Sean Fitzpatrick October 19, 2008

Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).

I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.

by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011

stevejobbed

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.

"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."

by qma3x December 4, 2005