When an instant messenger user puts up an away message to lead people to believe that they aren't there, yet in reality they are still sitting in front of their computer and quite available to converse.
Jon didn't want Emily to think he was at his computer, so he put up a stealth away message so he could browse the web in peace.
by LikeableRodent August 16, 2005
A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.
by holyjes August 11, 2010
by Lulu109 July 01, 2011
Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table
Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.
Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.
Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.
Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.
by Wo Shi October 17, 2014
A stealth operation, usually conducted at night. The key here is to accomplish your mission without being detected. Wearing all black and using silent weapons/devices is imperative to pulling off a stealth op.
by J. Arnier November 21, 2007
When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.
by dj_derek March 05, 2003
The art-form and skill of secretly pleasuring oneself or another person sexually in a public or semi-private setting. A stealth-job is deemed successful if climax is reached and the persons and acts involved go unnoticed by others in the vicinity.
Can be performed on oneself, male to female, female to male, male to male, or female to female.
Can be performed anywhere where there are other people who are uninvolved: parks, restaurants, bars, classrooms, offices, cars, tents, hotel rooms, buses, etc.
Should not be attempted without reconnaissance, planning, coordination, cooperation, control, and skill. Performer and receiver (if present) should practice among friends before moving into a law-enforced public setting.
Can be performed on oneself, male to female, female to male, male to male, or female to female.
Can be performed anywhere where there are other people who are uninvolved: parks, restaurants, bars, classrooms, offices, cars, tents, hotel rooms, buses, etc.
Should not be attempted without reconnaissance, planning, coordination, cooperation, control, and skill. Performer and receiver (if present) should practice among friends before moving into a law-enforced public setting.
"Yeah I gave myself a stealth-job in class today. Nobody noticed because I went slow and it was under the table in the corner seat and I was wearing my big hoodie too."
"I gave her a stealth-job at the movie last night. We almost had to abort mission because she kept moaning."
"I gave her a stealth-job at the movie last night. We almost had to abort mission because she kept moaning."
by CursedMonk87 August 29, 2008