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squirrel

Where I'm from a "squirrel" costs about 200 dollas.
by Idontdothatnomore October 17, 2007
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Squirrel

1. A bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts. (noun)
2. A girl who is searching for "nuts". (noun)
3. Hyper, excited. (adjective)
1. That damn squirrel ran right out in front of my car!
2. Dude, how did he get a squirrel like that chasing after him?!
3. She is way too squirrelly right now.
by rachroxy December 29, 2007
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Squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne July 23, 2008
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Squirrel

Anyone on welfare, begging for money, or otherwise living off of others in the same way forest squirrels look for a handout on popular hiking trails. Someone looking for a "free nut". A parasite. Usually black people, but can also be white trash and some Latinos. Asian squirrels are almost non-existent.
Person #1: "I heard the government is offering a new food stamps program starting tomorrow."

Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."
by mesatron October 29, 2014
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To squirrel

To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).
"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"

"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."
by SquirrelTalk December 21, 2016
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Squirrel

A small furry giraffe with no giraffe like features but isn’t a giraffe trust me
Damn that’s one medium sized squirrel

Honey I’m home, OMG your doing it with the neighbors squirrel!
by Damn_that_squirrel_noice May 14, 2018
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Squirrel

Little fury creatures who plan to take over the world, will attack you visously if you possess peanut butter
Squirrel: "BOW TO US OR DIE, HUMANS!"
by I_boop_ur_nose June 30, 2020
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